Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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