proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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