Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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