We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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