I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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