How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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