Pappa wants mamma naked
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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