I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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