hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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