I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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