it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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