he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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