My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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