Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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