It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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