Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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