New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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