non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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