he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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