went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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