So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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