doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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