Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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