They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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