I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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