69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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