David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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