Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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