I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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