So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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