i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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