Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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