So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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