Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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