My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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