Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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