I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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