There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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