Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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