I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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