so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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