Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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