I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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