i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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