I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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