I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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