I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Dick very happy bro
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
