ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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