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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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