he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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