I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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