I don't think brook has ever known best
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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