a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The adults are the big ones right?
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