He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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