i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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